Space Philosopher Pillows

'I prefer it this way.'

"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and i don't even feel a breeze."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Very Difficult Conversations

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Coronavirus

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Creativity

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Questions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'