Galactic Thinker Pillows

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'

We don't like the term invasion. We prefer galaxy gentrification.

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'Bugger!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Our funding has gone into a black hole."

"Our dark energy bill is through the roof, the stores are out of dark matter, and all our strange matter is being recalled! What in great galaxies is going on?"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'