Galactic Thinker Gifts

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

How life on Earth really got its start.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

God with Earth Controller

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Questions