Galactic Strategist Pillows

Space force clocks.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

The Decline of Europe

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

A collective sigh of relief.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

New Silk Road,

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"