Battle Strategist Pillows

'Before we begin, I'll read out the minutes from our last meeting...'

'The battle for hearts and minds was proving too difficult, so I thought we'd just make do with heads.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

William I

Norman Wisdom

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'You and whose army?'

Battle.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'1815 - the night before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon seems a tense and pre-occupied.'

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Battle of the Future.

'You're obsessing again.'

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"You have to admire his professionalism."

"Remember, men, History is written by the victors!"

"How is weather down there?"

The Two Enemy Fleets Clash. (Orlando Furioso).

St Louis and his Army Pray (The History of the Crusades).

Gen. Grant's March on Vicksburg- Skirmishing in the Woods

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Servicemen.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."