Battle Strategy Enthusiast Pillows

Grant's Overland Campaign: Army of the Potomac- General Warren Rallying the Marylanders

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Target your customer.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Game changing

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Business Target

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Thinking both inside and outside the box.

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

Think Tank.

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'