Intergalactic Thinker Pillows

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'We did our part. If they didn't show up, it's their business.'

"That's the beauty of it, son. Aliens could come from a far off galaxy without knowing a thing about earth, but they would understand accounting!"

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Newborn Cosmonaut

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."