Extra-terrestrial Thinker Pillows

"In this vast universe there must be other creatures - so where is everybody?"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Zenemies.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

God with Earth Controller

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Questions

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."