Extra-terrestrial Thinker T-Shirts

"In this vast universe there must be other creatures - so where is everybody?"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Questions

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."