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Wind Warning on the moon.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Boptimism

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Zenemies.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

How life on Earth really got its start.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Newton's Cradle Solar System

How Glaciations Begin

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

God with Earth Controller

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