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So...they've come for me at last.

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"We've worked for free for the last time! . . ."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

The First Martian Dog.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

How am I abducting?

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

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