Extraterrestrial Conversationalist T-Shirts

"We can't ask his citizenship or where he comes from. He'll sue our faces off."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The First Martian Dog.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Elevator Music

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'