Extraterrestrial Conversationalist Gifts

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Elevator Music

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road