Extraterrestrial Theorist T-Shirts

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Elevator Music

"Underweird bras."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

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'Take me to your computer.'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

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