Extraterrestrial Theorist Mugs

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

The First Martian Dog.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Elevator Music

"Underweird bras."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'Take me to your computer.'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Take me to your feeder,'

"Space wants to kill you."

UFO and snowman

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!