Extraterrestrial Thinkers Mugs

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

High-gravity baseball

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

The First Martian Dog.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Underweird bras."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Space wants to kill you."

'Take me to your feeder,'