Space Theorist Mugs

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

Head over Hooves

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Zenemies.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Cosmonaut

How life on Earth really got its start.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Siri, find oxygen."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

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