Outer Space Thinker Mugs

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

God with Earth Controller

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Questions

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth