Outer Space Thinker Gifts

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

God with Earth Controller

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