Space Theorist Gifts

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Head over Hooves

Chiller Theatre

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Cosmonaut

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

How life on Earth really got its start.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Coronavirus

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Siri, find oxygen."