Space-time Theorist Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for a space-time theorist? Our collection celebrates the cosmic curiosity, scientific genius, and playful wit of those who ponder the universe’s fabric. Whether they’re a physicist, a student, or simply a space fanatic, our products blend humor with intellect, making their love of the cosmos feel even more special. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that make stellar presents for anyone captivated by the mysteries of space and time.

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If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money? mockup

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

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"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..." mockup

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

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"Can that be right?"

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Coronavirus

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"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!" mockup

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

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"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context." mockup

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

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'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.' mockup

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

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'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space. mockup

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

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"Shall we put it in play?"

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Eviction Notice for Earth...

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"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

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'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?' mockup

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

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"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is." mockup

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

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'The big bang theory of creation.' mockup

'The big bang theory of creation.'

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''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?' mockup

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

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"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum." mockup

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

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"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock." mockup

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

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"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?" mockup

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

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'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.' mockup

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

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'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?' mockup

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

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When a nanosecond is forever.

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'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.' mockup

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

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Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order. mockup

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

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"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship." mockup

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

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"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'." mockup

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."

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'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.' mockup

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

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Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below. mockup

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

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Time-Space Convergence Ahead

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'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.' mockup

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

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Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook. mockup

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

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"Ramses II was here."

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Space-time Theorist Gifts Collection

Space-time Theorist Mugs

Explore our collection of space-time theorist mugs for a fun and thought-provoking gift that illuminates their love for the universe.

Space-time Theorist Pillows

Bring cosmic comfort into their home with pillows that celebrate their fascination with space and time in a charming, humorous way.

Space-time Theorist Prints

Discover captivating prints for space-time theorists—ideal for inspiring their curiosity and elevating their space decor.

Space-time Theorist T-Shirts

Check out our space-time theorist t-shirts—smart, witty, and perfect for those who think beyond the stars.