Extraterrestrial Expert Pillows

So...they've come for me at last.

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"We've worked for free for the last time! . . ."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

How to draw a martian!

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Elevator Music

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.