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'No, we don't probe our abductees anymore, these days we're into psychoanalysis.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'But what is the universe for?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

reincarnated worm...

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

The Origins of Everything

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"