Space-time Ponderer T-Shirts

Celebrate the cosmic curiosity of the space-time ponderer with our witty t-shirts. Featuring clever science-inspired designs, these tees are perfect for those who love pondering the universe on the go.

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'A momentary rift in the space-time continuum.'

'A momentary rift in the space-time continuum.' mockup

'A momentary rift in the space-time continuum.'

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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In/Out/These Things Happen.

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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'But what is the universe for?'

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...." mockup

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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Chiller Theatre

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"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked." mockup

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

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The Origins of Everything

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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Rock - see you in a million years! mockup

Rock - see you in a million years!

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..." mockup

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

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"Is this who I am?"

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"I cross the road to forget."

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"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?" mockup

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

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Non Thought For The Day.

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NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!' mockup

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

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"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe." mockup

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

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'Dad, what is peace?'

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"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'" mockup

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

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Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?" mockup

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

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"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

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"Shall we put it in play?"

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Space-time Ponderer T-Shirts Collection

Space-time Ponderer Mugs

Explore our full range of space-time-themed mugs—ideal for the curious mind who loves a good cosmic cup. Click to see more stellar designs!

Space-time Ponderer Pillows

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Space-time Ponderer Prints

Decorate your space with our captivating space-time prints, specially crafted for the curious and creative. Visit our prints collection for more stellar artworks.