Extraterrestrial Ponderer Gifts

'No, we don't probe our abductees anymore, these days we're into psychoanalysis.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

reincarnated worm...

'But what is the universe for?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

The Origins of Everything

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'