Sky Thinker Pillows

'I'm just saying that if God had meant for us to fly, He'd have given us brains capable of creating some sort of flying machine.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Thinking outside of the box

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Game changing

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Creativity

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"