Satellites Pillows

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"You'll need an unobstructed view of the southern sky."

Google Earth...

"Can you hear us now?"

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

Spy Satellite

'Well, the satellites down.'

"Earthlings."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

North Korea launched Satellite

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

Spud-Nik

'I'll make some walking-around money repairing satellites.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Satellite and an American indian commicate via smoke signals

Ultimate Health Care

A man has media beamed to his head with a personal satellite.

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"Look a Sky-lark"

My brother's satellite radio is awesome, but he can't drive under any bridges.

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Moon: Made in China

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'