Satellite Radio Pillows

"At first, the cone was annoying, but now I have begun to get satellite radio."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Non Thought For The Day.

Couch and Potato

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."