Satellite Systems Pillows

'I'm afraid he's become to dependent on technology. I don't think he could find his rear end without a GPS.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Spy Satellite

The Great Canadian Novel

You are Here

"Earthlings."

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

How M2M really works.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"I love their use of space"

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

Space junk.

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."