Satellite Installer Pillows

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

Bird box with satellite dish.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Moon: Made in China

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Summer Energy

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Sustainability

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Spy Satellite

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

The Great Canadian Novel

"Earthlings."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

"When did they add this channel?!"

How M2M really works.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"I love their use of space"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'Acquiring Satellite.'