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Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Solar Panel

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

"Great, but where are all the books?"

RIP journalism

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

Living in a snow globe.

The absurd artist

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

"So sorry to miss you!"

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

Lav Nav

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'

"That's no a digital assistant - it's my coffee thermos."

"Our smart appliances are becoming smart-alecks. Your shaver and my toothbrush are playing hide and seek with me."

"You're getting toast, not waffles. Our appliances have been hacked, and the refrigerator is planning our meals."

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'