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The All NEW Violence Channel!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Solar Panel

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

RIP journalism

"Great, but where are all the books?"

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

The absurd artist

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

Living in a snow globe.

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

"So sorry to miss you!"

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

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Steve Jobs

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'

'Don't forget the apps!'

"That's no a digital assistant - it's my coffee thermos."

"Our smart appliances are becoming smart-alecks. Your shaver and my toothbrush are playing hide and seek with me."

"You're getting toast, not waffles. Our appliances have been hacked, and the refrigerator is planning our meals."