Solar System Explorer Prints

"So sorry to miss you!"

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'That Al Gore is so patronizing!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

The flies have landed.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'