Solar System Explorer Prints

"So sorry to miss you!"

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'That Al Gore is so patronizing!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

How am I abducting?