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"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

Marimba

Turn, turn and turn.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Tinnitus?"

Solar Panel

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

Computer Music

Dancing woman

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

The Sensitive Dude.

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Paranoia Clinic

The Gong

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"No one understands me."

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'