Spectrum Explorer Mugs

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Turn, turn and turn.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

"Tinnitus?"

Solar Panel

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Dancing woman

Computer Music

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

The Sensitive Dude.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Paranoia Clinic

First you say I should "know thyself" and then you tell me to extinguish my ego!

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'

The Gong

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"No one understands me."