Solar Explorer Mugs

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Solar Panel

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

God Sneezes Out Creation

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

The flies have landed.

How am I abducting?