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Occu-Pie Mars

Big Bang Theory.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

High-gravity baseball

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

Fishermen

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"Space exploration"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Writer's block?"

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.