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'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Big Bang Theory.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Twenty-first century baby walker

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Space exploration"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."