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'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'

'They don't look the same without CGI.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"The special effects should wear off in a couple of days."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Santa CGI Effect

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

It's all gravy.

What it takes to be a leader.

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Gin & Tonic.

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

Scariest Tactics

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'