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"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

Wifi Peacock

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'Halt! User name and password.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Chilli