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"How can you be out of wings?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Come and get it!"

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Santa CGI Effect

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Computer help.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Funky Chef 2

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.