Cgi Enthusiast Gifts

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'

'They don't look the same without CGI.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"The special effects should wear off in a couple of days."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Agility God

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Santa CGI Effect

The 2024 Deepfake awards

It's all gravy.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

What it takes to be a leader.

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Positive Thinking

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Scariest Tactics

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'