Csi Enthusiast Gifts

Target homicide team investigating the murder of a citizen shot in the Bull's-eye with an arrow.

"National security adviser"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Where was the TSA?'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

Essex computer.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'