Cia Enthusiast Gifts

'Henry, I know you are CIA, but can't you read the kids a declassified bedroom story?'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"National security adviser"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Thank God It's Friday.

The Likeable Torturer

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Google Magazine

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

John Brennan

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

Mother Nature

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

Action VS Thought

CIA. No, Ernie, "Classified Ads" in the paper does not mean somebody has leaked again.