Cia Fan Gifts

'He's an electronic surveillance specialist — don't let him bug you.'

Bowled over again!

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Next in Lion

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'I win!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Will Kill For Food

Raging Bull on Ice

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Bat out of Hell

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Supermarket Newscaster

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

When beavers dream.

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

I can't stand it --- They're just so cute at that stage!

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'