Csi Fan Gifts

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

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"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Running

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

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"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'