Chip Fan Gifts

"What I really fancy is a decent sausage" "Looks like you've had your chips"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Time Machine Collision

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Workplace Confidentiality.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Inventor of a time travel machine

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

WPC

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Remote Toaster

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Selfie Extension Stik