Cia Fan T-Shirts

'He's an electronic surveillance specialist — don't let him bug you.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Next in Lion

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'I win!'

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Bat out of Hell

Will Kill For Food

Raging Bull on Ice

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Dog steals a cricket ball.

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

Supermarket Newscaster

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

When beavers dream.

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'Sculptor'