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“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Overjumpers

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Woman on the phone.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Boris Johnson caricature as a corsair

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Library. Toss me that copy of "The Canterbury Tales." It's a flying Chaucer!

Geoffrey Chaucer

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'