China Enthusiast T-Shirts

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'

"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."

Moon: Made in China

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

X-RAY

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Elephant and Castle

Beefeater

EU Polling Station

You're my Statue of Liberty

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

'The London drive-thru experience.'

French Street.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Monster Souvenir

Man and woman with laundry

Tower Bridge

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

Gilet Jaunes

Pimlico

Brexit

The Leaning Tower of Pisa finally explained: The architect had astigmatism.

Angela Merkel tries to keep the balance.

People queuing outside the Millennium Dome to use it as diving board into the Thames

Most people don't know that the great wall was originally built out of popsicle sticks. Of course, back then it was just called 'the wall'.

"These things just aren't selling."